The Legend of Leroy Koi
By now I am sure you have heard the name…. Leroy Koi. More properly addressed as “The Legend, Leroy Koi” or “Leroy Koi, The Legend”. In some circles simply “Leroy the Legend”.
You see Leroy Koi has a stat sheet most would find somewhat unbelievable, but I assure you; everything you are about to read about Leroy Koi. This Legend. This Myth. This Mystical Being. The Enlightened One. Yes, every point listed here is a fact, undeniable, and clearly shows anyone who researches and discovers Leroy Koi, that there is no wonder Leroy Koi is called The Legend.
You see Leroy was the first Koi to ever leap the dragons’ gate. You may or may not be familiar with dragon’s gate, so I will shed a little light on the subject. You see the dragon’s gate is found in Japan. And there is a legend that goes:
“The carp has leaped through the dragon’s gate.”
And this legend was started by none other than Leroy Koi himself. You see when Leroy Koi made that leap, he gained the magical strength of the dragon. But you must understand this is not where the Legend of Leroy Koi ends. In fact, it is just the beginning.
Leroy went on from that day to become the first Koi to breed out of water. And he did so for a few weeks. Some say he lay we thousands of she Koi for up to a month and this is where the true beauty of Koi fish began…. from the loins of Leroy Koi himself.
Oh, but marvel as you may, I tell you this is not where the legend ends. It is written in the Koi scrolls (found mid 18th century Persia) that Leroy Koi went on to become the first Koi, and not just koi but ‘being’, to ever abduct an alien. The term was coined “reverse alien abduction” by Leroy Koi himself shortly thereafter.
There are many other tales of Leroy Koi, but I will only share the last two that are often considered the most talked about. Apparently, Leroy Koi, was actually the first Koi to touch the moon (he doesn’t usually walk but flies over with his dragon power ability). Yes, sometime before humans found a way to use barbaric rockets to hurl themselves across outer space to the moon’s withered surface, Leroy had already been there. It is said that he has a picture of himself engraved on the “dark side”, or surface that always faces away from the earth.
And lastly, all of humanity can be thankful to Leroy Koi for what could be considered his most famous accomplishment of all… you see Leroy Koi invented fire.
And now you too know the truth, of the Legend of Leroy Koi.